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Conditioned by Diet Dew

May 9, 2014


The bedraggled rat pushes back from his desk, looks around, twitches his ears, and sniffs the air.

It’s time!

He gets up, walks out of his cube, navigates through the maze of cubes and hallways, and finds the box. It is a large box with buttons and slots.

The rat puts a piece of green paper in the top slot and a round piece of metal in the second slot. Then he presses the second button from the top.


Out of the bottom of the box comes a green plastic container. Inside the container is a yellow-green fizzy liquid.

Diet Mountain Dew!

The nectar of the Gods!

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